Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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