I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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