even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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