does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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