I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Terrible idea I love it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize