Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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