Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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