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I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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