We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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