Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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