You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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