I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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