And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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