Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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