You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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