OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
