I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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