do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude i'm inner monologue high
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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