But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It was confusing and full of hummus
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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