D3 body, D1 cock
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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