I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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