are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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