you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP