Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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