I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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