And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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