what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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