Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
