What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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