nut hugger
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he puts the penis in happiness.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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