respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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