he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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