Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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