dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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