Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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