no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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