Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
pray to the hookup gods
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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