I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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