The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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