dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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