I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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