I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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