I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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