p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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