Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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