If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Another day, another engagement, another cat
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I need to align my fucking chakras
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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