what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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