I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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