Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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