Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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