So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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