No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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