Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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