This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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