Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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